You know your single days are long gone when the highlight of your day is a trip to Costco for a family night out enjoying sweet, cheap thrills!
Yep, no more splurging at fine dining restaurants. No more movies, dancing or long walks on the beach. Just holding sticky hands and
running sneaking into burger joints where you have no intention of spending a dime to get to a bathroom in time. But I wouldn’t change a thing.
Except add a few more to the bunch!
A hilariously gross story that must be documented for future embarrassing opportunities. So Spicy and I are having a heart to heart moment while she sits on the throne…
A: I told you mommy I had to go pee pee and poo poo.
M: Yes, sweetheart and I’m so proud of you. You’re such a big girl.
Rather long pause…
A: You don’t eat it.
M: You don’t eat what?
A: Poo poo. You don’t eat poo poo and you don’t drink pee pee
M: That’s right sweetie. How on earth did you learn that without anyone telling you? (slight sarcasm in tone of voice as I’m cracking up)
Later that night as
we are she is climbing into bed…
A: Read me 3 books cuz I’m THREE
M: Oh sweetie, I don’t know if I can read 3 tonight, mommy is sooo tired.
A: Yes, you can. You are the best teacher
Melt. My. Heart.